By John J Heartfield
Floor wax, dish racks
Maximum trash sacks
Twin packs, laugh tracks
Face cracks, relax
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?
Half price, minute rice
Crushed ice, good advice
Foot odor, mouth odor,
Hard to tell, what smells
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?
Here we are
Back in Eden
Put a nice shine on your apple
Why don’t you?
Here we are
Back in Paradise
Your spouse will love it
If it shine, shine, shine
Your spouse will love it
If it shine
If it shine
If it shine
Toxic shock, double locks
Cancer causing baby socks
Age spots, diet pop
Nice and hot, from the pot
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?
Compoz, No-doz
Aspirin, Dexedrine
Hair color, face stain
What is your complaint pain?
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?
New and improved
Better and better
Run to the store
To the box you get more
New and improved
Better and better
Run to the store
To the box you get more
And more
And more
And more
Sink cleaner, tub cleaner
You don’t have to scrub cleaner
Easy on, easy off
Simple, quick
Don’t mind your cough
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?
Sex liar, clothes drier
Bacon fryer, slightly wired
Helen’s job is almost done
While Jeannie’s job is just begun
Why don’t we have
A nice cup of coffee?